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Cheryl Frame (Malinowski)
First of all, I cannot even pretend to compete on the same playing field with the man with the silver tongue. So with that admission, along with the white flag, I will merely try to unhaze his purple haziness!
1. My mind's mind's minder is on a long overdue, well-deserved sabbatical.
2. The "pipe" is not a sexual metaphor. I was talking about my crack pipe. My students continuously accuse me of "being on crack" and I just tell them that I am trying to quit!
3. My apology was just to you for mistaking you for one of the masses.
4. I am not on estrogen yet and I haven't eaten twinkies since they put all those awful chemicals in them.
5. Braveheart is one of my two all-time favorites,second only to a Beautiful Mind.
6. I don't think we(the sexes)were ever meant to understand each other, hence our quest for existence on this planet.
7. Although the charge that guys never outgrow puberty certainly may have sounded like a small blade between the blades, it was meant as an acknowledgement to your never-ending youthfulness and lust for life.
8. Hypothetically or not, sexual thoughts running in and out have made teaching weather and atmospheric layers quite difficult these past few weeks. I tried to draw a big dip in the jet steam and it looked like a penis to them. I sketched a big blob of the US so FL then looked like a penis. I talked about eruptions, not ejaculations, but volcanic eruptions as being primary sources for early birth of our oceans and the list goes on and on. I can't say the word HARD or homoanything without them just dying in their seats!
Do you realize how HARD it is to keep a straight face under these circumstances! Well, I can't, just in case you were wondering!!
So, that is it in a nutshell, from a BIG, larger than life NUT!
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