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i don't remember that...i think that i came to town after your dearly departed had passed. My first contact with you was at Opie's parent-teacher conference. It must have been some other floozie.

05/16/09 07:32 PM

#2084

I think you made me sit in the corner, and then i walked you to the Diner for a big fish bowl drink!

05/16/09 07:33 PM

#2085

Helen does not drink! plus mayberry is a dry county except for where Otis gets his, i do not know!

05/16/09 07:38 PM

#2086

From the sisters that grow flowers!

05/16/09 07:49 PM

#2087

Don Nugent

ain't u guys got nuthin better to do on saturday afternoon....why don't u go out and stand in the rain

05/16/09 07:53 PM

#2088

sun is shining now! but chilly.

05/16/09 08:14 PM

#2089

Steve, yes, this is our one day of sun all year, everybody crawls under a rock or performs some sort of sacrifice to the Rain God to make it go away. Can you say SPF 1,500?

As a matter of fact, I do have my own cot down at the Sherrif's lock up. We keep the key ring on a nail on the wall just outside my cell so I can let myself come and go. By the way, isn't it about time for one of Aunt Bea's pies? I'm gettin powerful hongry!

05/16/09 08:14 PM

#2090

If Helen did'nt drink then why was she dancing on tables? I think she stole some moonshine from Otis!

05/16/09 08:17 PM

#2091

Helen don't need to drink to have some fun!

05/16/09 08:19 PM

#2092

I want to hear Goober (Banaczek) do his Cary Grant impression..."Judy Judy, Judy!"

05/16/09 08:23 PM

#2093

Hey, I just found out that Helen is a cheap date! and likes to have fun! ( hope she is'nt hooked on drugs!)

05/16/09 08:24 PM

#2094

Helen (the actress who played Helen anyway) was Steve McQueen's girlfriend in the original movie "The Blob".

05/16/09 08:25 PM

#2095

she's not like the teacher in elkhart that had a meth lab in her home/car

05/16/09 08:25 PM

#2096

now your calling helen a BLOB!

05/16/09 08:26 PM

#2097

Now you know where your pies went!

05/16/09 08:27 PM

#2098

I think Helen almost got swallowed up by the "Blob" but Steve McQueen saved her after she fell and twisted her ankle while running in high heels. How many times have we seen that cliche' in movies?

05/16/09 08:29 PM

#2099

No pies? well how 'bout some of Aunt Bea's fried chicken & biscuits?

05/16/09 08:30 PM

#2100

Helen had that for breakfast!!

05/16/09 08:31 PM

#2101

Poodlehead, I know you did a stint at KFC in your younger days. What are the 11 secret herbs and spices? Did the herbs come from Columbia? Is that why the Colonel always had that silly grin on his face?

05/16/09 08:33 PM

#2102

Very good question, Chief!

05/16/09 08:34 PM

#2103

Columbia, Panama, Mexico, home grown etc.

05/16/09 08:38 PM

#2104

I think Sharon just had some chicken at the ball game!

05/16/09 08:38 PM

#2105

Previously, somebody mentioned Womack's drive in. How many of us worked there at one time or another? I can remember Dennis Boller, Rex Carpenter, Debbie Curtis, Mindy Burge, Pete Payne, Ray Conners(?) Who else worked there?

05/16/09 08:43 PM

#2106

Did jim gilley?

05/16/09 08:50 PM

#2107