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09/12/09 10:10 AM #3158    

 

Katherine Holloway

thanks for all the info Vance

09/12/09 08:40 PM #3159    

 

Jim Lanier

The stars were just beginning to shine, 'neath the blue and maize sky over the Big House in Ann Arbor, as the triumphant (and as yet unranked) Wolverines toasted a win over the vaunted Irish (formerly nationally ranked #18) of the University of Notre Dame. #5 for the Wolverines, T. Forcier, the freshman quarterback, rightly took credit for this tremendous upset victory. Not only had the lad run for some 60 yards (including a 30 yard TD romp) and passed for three touchdowns, he had pooch-kicked a dead stick to the Irish 2 yard line.

The Irish will no doubt long second-guess this hearbreaking loss. Why did they forego the screen pass and draw? And why didn't they pass more to their tight ends? All Michigan could do with them was tackle them after long gains!

In this reporter's memory, there have been few college football games to match today's come-from-behind, -incredbly-underdogged,-led-by-freshmen-scrubbing of the fighting Irish by such an underweighted, but talented crew, whose heart and desire shown in the fading Autumn sunlight, under those Michigan blue skies. In the history of college football, only two other games have been as enjoyable: the halcyon days of the 70's, when, by defeating the hated Ohio State Buckeyes did the Wolverines win a trip to the Rose Bowl; and one other upset drubbing of the Fighting Irish, a few years ago.

To all the fans of the valiant (but Loser) Notre Dame Fighting Irish, SORRY! Sue-Sue, here's a tissue!

09/13/09 12:37 PM #3160    

 

Dick Crocker

JL, who are you channeling? The ghost of Bo Schembeckler? (SP?)

09/13/09 12:54 PM #3161    

 

Tom Bonner

Boogie but ain't it special when Frontbutt cheeseburgercharlie pouts

09/13/09 02:55 PM #3162    

 

Dick Crocker

Tom, that's MISTER Frontbutt Cheeseburger Charlie, thank you!

09/13/09 02:56 PM #3163    

Suellen Etzcorn (Foster)

Has Charlie put on more 'L-Bees' since last year?! Wow, the meat-curtain is growing! Unfortunate for him since he has access to the best physical trainers and equipment on the planet! Although in his defense, the man definately has metabolic issues as well.

09/13/09 05:04 PM #3164    

 

Jim Lanier

Dick, I believe I was channeling Hayward Hale Broun, superlative sportscaster of yore. (Yore what?!?)
And, hey, y'all, lighten up on Frontbutt!! (Get it? Lighten up?? Hardee-har-har!!@) I'm thinking he spends so much time studying up on the coaching thang, he has no time to walk on the treadmill. Of course, it would seem all that study time was wasted, as of Saturday...

09/14/09 10:49 AM #3165    

 

Wendy Rehm (Comar)

Hi all---thanks for the birthday greetings! 54 and still here! I have been on vacation in beautiful northern Michigan (Glen Lake/Traverse City area) so I have been out of touch for a week here. I hope all is well for everyone. Yes, we were elated with the Michigan/Notre Dame game results! Go Blue! Sorry Notre Dame and MSU fans---maybe next time! Win some--lose some!

Here is my contribution to the clean joke file:

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "Be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Keep smiling my friends! Wendy

09/14/09 08:31 PM #3166    

 

Jim Lanier

Was that another "bippy" joke??
(You bet your sweet bippy!)

09/14/09 08:50 PM #3167    

 

Dick Crocker

Another dumb person joke, (insert your favorite dumb sterotype here}
When asked which is closer to where he/she lives, Australia or the moon?
The dumb person replies "Well duh! You can't see Australia from here"!

09/14/09 10:43 PM #3168    

 

Tom Bonner

How many animals did Moses have on the Ark?




Noah had the Ark

09/14/09 11:56 PM #3169    

 

Sharon Simons (Hettinger)

Wendy, I hate to mention it...but your joke...I heard it was a blonde who asked her doctor for a diagnosis.... [this can just be between us, okay?]


~slh

09/15/09 11:29 AM #3170    

 

Linda Behm

Did you hear about the two blondes that were found dead at a drive-in?

They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

09/16/09 07:40 PM #3171    

 

Don Nugent

Linda, aren't u blonde ?? Seen any good movies lately ?? It's good to know that drive-ins are pretty much a thing of the past....;)

09/17/09 03:27 PM #3172    

 

Linda Behm

Yes, Nugie I am blonde but I love blonde jokes!

09/18/09 08:37 AM #3173    

 

Tom Bonner

I was out for a walk and saw the wildest craziest hottest babe on this motorcycle wow I will never be the same

09/18/09 01:39 PM #3174    

 

Pam Wery (Payne )

Did she look like Cher?

09/18/09 07:45 PM #3175    

 

Don Nugent

Tom, was it Sue Foster..??? If it was, u should have flagged her down and asked her for a ride...

09/20/09 09:57 AM #3176    

 

Eileen Drolet (Champion)

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me.I have this killer jigsaw puzzle,and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks"What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the picture on the box,it's a tiger". The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles,so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,then studies the box. He then turns to her and says:
First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to relax and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

here is a good quote :"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb....and I also know that I'm not blonde" ~ Dolly Parton

09/20/09 12:07 PM #3177    

 

Tom Bonner

Pam I thought it was Cher but Don was right it was our Suellen she was riding that wheeely so far I don't think she saw me

09/20/09 03:36 PM #3178    

 

Don Nugent

Tom, I was rite ?? The site of Suellen on a bike and pullin' a wheelie is enough to send any man-whore into a tizzie....

09/20/09 07:54 PM #3179    

 

Pam Wery (Payne )

That Suellen still turning heads................

09/20/09 07:58 PM #3180    

 

Jim Lanier

Eileen scores three from outside!!

09/22/09 07:06 PM #3181    

 

Pam Wery (Payne )

WOW.............. No one wants to take her on!

09/23/09 09:49 AM #3182    

 

Sharon Simons (Hettinger)

Can you believe that we're still on this same page of posts in the forum? And just a couple of months ago, you had to read a couple of pages PER DAY!

Where's your energy? :>)

Sue Ellen--where are YOU?


Jim L has turned introspective and is working on a new album, most likely.

Tom B has returned to 'normal' Niles life.

And...where's everyone else?

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