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Bill Lary
Every once in a while I get these things from some one really psychotic or was that philisophical...anyway, so be prepared for witticisms, and or sarcasm from the northeast...if they are too large let me know...
RESTROOM SIGNS
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity...
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books New York, New York
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals Ed Deb evic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hills, CA
~~~ perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Life is not about surviving the storm.....but learning to dance in the rain
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